In C, or not in C, that is the question --
        whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer
        the strings and pointers with outrageous caution
        or to ascend, above that sea of troubles,
        and by abstracting, end them? To free(), to leak--
        no more; and by a leak, to say we break
        the structure, and the thousand segment faults
        that memory is heir to? tis' a paradigm
        devoutly to be wished. To Py, to PHP,
        to PHP, perchance to Scheme; aye, there's the rub,
        for in that scheme of death, what bloat may come
        when we have wound away the program stack
        must give us pause.